And you thought rejection was bad

Sometimes reviews are worse.

"Has M. Night Shyamalan lost his goddamn mind?


That's the only logical excuse for Lady in the Water, the Philly-based writer/director/egomaniac's convulsive seizure of narcissism that's so nakedly personal—and also so unintentionally, hilariously revealing—watching the movie feels a bit like walking in on your roommate while he's masturbating … to a picture of himself."

Ouch.

In related news, Kevin Smith confronts Joel Siegel, a critic who walked out of a screening of Clerks II.