I knew a woman who:

Had divorced and remarried.

Had an STD that made it difficult for her to conceive.

Said she didn’t like sex.

Said she would prefer her husband to have sex with a prostitute than to step foot inside a Hooter’s restaurant.

When I asked her what she thought about gay marriage, she said she didn’t think it should be allowed because she felt that the love she and her husband shared was “holy.”

People are so very strange.